Thursday, July 24, 2008

Kenapa Pompuan Tak Boleh Kencing Berdiri?

1. Aku janji hari tu nak sambung cerita kan? Sori la.. Lambat sikit update sebab keyboard aku rosak hari tu. Tekan huruf lain, keluar huruf lain. Macam mana boleh rosak, aku pun tak tahulah. Sebab aku kencing aje ni. Keyboard aku tak rosak pun sebenarnya.

2. Cerita pasal aku kena marah dengan cikgu English aku tu sebenarnya macam ni. Macam mana aku nak start cerita ni? Ahhh... terus la kat point nombor 3. Aku nak tekan Enter 2 kali.

3. Korang pernah tak masa tengah belajar dalam kelas, walaupun tak belajar, member yang duduk sebelah korang tu tanya "Kenapa pompuan tak boleh kencing berdiri?". Ni yang aku panas hati ni. Aku ni pantang kalau orang tanya soalan pelik-pelik macam tu. Walaupun aku tak berapa tahu jawapan dia, aku rasa macam nak jawab la jugak kan? Bukannya masuk periksa pun. Kalau salah jawab tak potong markah pun.

4. Mula-mula aku jawab le kat member aku tu bahawa pompuan mana ada belalai. Lelaki je ada belalai. Sebab tu la pompuan tak leh kencing berdiri. Kalau ada belalai dan ada gading, itu ialah gajah.

5. Habis tu, kalau takde belalai, kenapa takleh kencing berdiri? Itulah soalan susulan dari member aku. Ahhh... sudah... payah la aku nak jawab macam ni. Apa la benak sangat dia ni. Banyak makan belacan ke apa?

6. Aku cakap la kalau takde belalai, nanti kalau kencing, meleleh la kat peha, lutut, betis, dan buku lali. Susah la nak basuh. Tapi dia tak puas hati la pulak. Mungkin aku kena lukis, baru dia paham agaknya.

7. Aku pun ambik la sehelai kertas kosong, aku pun try la lukis macam mana rupa orang kencing duduk, tapi macam kartun2 sikit la. Bahagian terlarang tu aku tulis huruf Y aje la. He he he..

8. Tengah syok-syok aku cuba melukis, aku dengar suara orang menjerit, "Hazrill!!! what are you doing!!?". Ahhh.. sudahhh.. kantoi aku!! aku nak jawab, tapi masalahnya aku tak tau la nak jawab dalam bahasa english. Nasib baik aku lukis pakai pensel. Cepat-cepat aku ambik raba eh silap! cepat-cepat aku ambik rubber untuk padam lukisan aku tu. Korang kena ingat tu. Kalau melakukan jenayah, apa-apa hal kena hapuskan barang bukti dulu. Nanti CSI datang, dia boleh trace balik apa yang kau lukis. Siap boleh enhancekan lagi jadi gambar Wan Norazlin (kalau tak paham dengan lawak Wan Norazlin ni, buat2 paham aje la ya!).

9. Lepas tu aku pun sengih-sengih aje la. Bab sengih-sengih ni aku memang terel. Tapi cikgu tu tak puas hati. Dia memang betul-betul marah. Aku tengok mata dia dah bulat menyinga, nampak urat-urat, seperti bola-bola api (heheh.. tak abis-abis dengan bola-bola api). Macam hantu dekat kulit buku 'Berkelahi Dengan Syaitan' tulisan Tok Awang Ngah pun ada. Nasib baik dia takde taring aje. Kalau ada taring, mesti satu kelas kena histeria. Silap-silap dia gigit tengkuk aku. Ok gak kalau dia gigit tengkuk kan? Dapat gak merasa love bite seawal usia 14 tahun.

10. Dia mintak aku datang ke depan explain dekat kelas, apa yang aku tulis kat atas kertas tu. Aku datang la kat depan sebab aku duduk belakang. Aku bagi dia kertas tu. Dia belek-belek, tapi dia tak tau pun apa yang aku lukis. Buta hurup jugak rupanya cikgu tu. Kalau buta hurup, macam mana nak belajar ilmu silat? Nanti susah nak tulis isim-isim dia.

11. Dia terus membebel-bebel kat aku sebab tak konsentrate masa dia mengajar. Tapi dia still tak puas hati lagi dan courius (betul ke aku eja ni?) nak tahu apa yang aku tulis atau lukis kat atas kertas tu. Aku tak jawab sepatah haram pun. Aku cuma sengih, sengih, dan sengih je. Sebab itu je yang aku mampu buat. Sebab I will sound stupid if i speak in Inggeris.

12. Bebudak lain dalam kelas semua senyap dan terlopong aje. Macam Pak Hamid dalam cerita Pendekar Bujang Lapok yang cikgu suruh tutup mulut, nanti masuk lalat, lepas tu sengih aje pandang orang kiri dan kanan. Siapa la yang berlakon jadi Pak Hamid tu. Walaupun peranan dia kecil, tapi cukup besar impaknya dalam cerita tu.

13. Last-last dia tanya aku "Does this thing related to any girl?". Dalam otak aku, ye la... memang la.. dah sah sah aku lukis pompuan kencing. Kalau aku lukis lelaki kencing, sama je dengan aku lukis gambar gajah sembur air dengan belalai. Tapi aku rasa mesti dia ingat aku tulis something pasal mengutuk budak pompuan atau pun menucrahkan rahsia hati aku kat pompuan lain atas kertas tu. Sori lah.. gua bukan mat bunga. Lagi pun, mana ada awek minat kat gua yang tak hensem tapi macho ni kan?

14. Aku pun jawab la "Yes". Kalau tak, sampai habis waktu kelas la aku kena duduk kat depan. Lepas tu dia cakap, kalau aku tak boleh cerita kat depan kelas, dia ajak aku pergi tempat lain. So, aku setuju la ikut dia keluar kelas. Kalau dapat berdua-duaan kat bawah tangga pun ok gak. Rupanya kat depan bilik guru. Dalam perjalanan dari kelas ke bilik guru tu, otak aku ligat aje pikir apa aku nak kencing cikgu ni ha? Kalau boleh aku malas nak melibatkan member aku yang tanya soalan tak senonoh tu. Biarlah aku umpama lilin, membakar diri untuk keperluan orang lain. Sedih... sedih..

15. Akhirnya aku dapat la satu idea. Aku cakap la kat dia yang aku kutuk sorang budak pompuan ni yang perangai tak semenggah. Terkinja-kinja, tergedik-gedik dalam kelas tanpa mengira batasan jantina. Cikgu pun percayalah dengan cakap aku. Tapi dia kata lain kali jangan buat lagi. Aku pun jawab, "Baiklah".

16. Lepas tu aku masuk la kelas dengan muka selamba macam takde apa2 pun berlaku. Sampai hari ni orang yang tahu apa yang aku lukis kat kertas tu ialah member aku tu dan 3-4 orang lagi yang satu geng dengan aku. Aku tak nak le cakap kat korang, sapa member aku tu sebab, dia ada dalam friend list Facebook aku. He heh heh... siot la kau... lain kali tanya la soalan yang senang nak dijawab. Tak payah la aku nak lukis-lukis.

17. Now ni, semua orang yang baca entry ni pun dah tahu apa yang aku lukis atas kertas tu. Jadi bersyukurlah sebab dapat baca entry yang agak panjang ni. Jangan report kat cikgu ya. Bye!

24 comments:

Uda said...

nasib baik ko tak jadi pelukis sepenuh masa, habes gambar ko lukis semua gambar perempuan kencing.... hahaha!!!!

p.s. wan norazlin, hmmmm.... ko simpan lg eh vcd dier eh.... ;-)

13may said...

hehhe hehhe....
boleh lukis semula dak lukisan tuh...

mesti sempoi punya la!

:D

atune® said...

sib baek ko lukis...kalo ko bg gambar betul...haru jadinyeh!!hix²

lindosh said...

ehehe lawak okek!

passerby said...

seb baik tak lukis pakai pen... kakaka

mak1anak said...

oit...kau ni budak sc.tengku abdullah ek? spm tahun 94? mony kan?? sbb aku tgk ko punya birthyear dah sama mcm aku lak... sama dgn aku ler tu...ko keje mana skang??

Taiko said...

uda: vcd takde.. avi ada.. heheh

13may: maaf. aku dah insaf,... heheh

atune: kalau gambar betul, aku bakar time tu jugak hehehe

lindosh: timer kasih

passerby: kalau pakai pen, gua bakar je kertas tu.. heheh

mak1anak: kau sapa pulak? takkan nak borak dalam ni kot? bagi la email ke.. apa ke...

mak1anak said...

hehehe...betul la kau mony...classmate somemore...email ko ape ni? nnt aku email....

copy from other blog said...

We are reminding Najib and Mahathir about this, that Malaysia is not an Islamic state and it is not in a social contract.

Malay Sakai, so please tell Badawi about it. Umno has always threatened the non-malays with riots and chaos. Nobody in Malaysia has started riots and chaos except for Umno.

Umno has a deep rooted tradition of starting riots and chaos when every time they can't debate sensibly.

The social contract is there alright and many do not question it. But is the social contract followed according to the spirit or hijacked to the benefit of a few?

Just look at the number of huge projects that has failed is proof enough. Yet these are treated like normal - part of everyday happening.

Gosh……….

All the social contract talk does not hold any water, when you have people in power, namely Umno abusing their power. In fact, they are indirectly telling you, that they have the right to abuse the power. Is this fair? Of course it is unfair. You don't even need a social contract to tell you whether it is fair or not.

Social contract didn't say that Malaysia is an Islamic state. On the contrary the social contract expressly stated that Malaysia was and is not an Islamic state.

Now the deliberate misinterpretation, apparently accepted by Umno, is that Malaysia (including Sabah and Sarawak) is an Islamic state!

Sabah and Sarawak would never have joined Malaysia if they had known that Malaysia will be deemed an Islamic state.

If the social contract meant that the non-malays would merely exchange the British masters for the malay masters, they would never have agreed to join the malays for independence.

What is the difference of having the British lording over the non-malays and having the malays doing the same to the non-malays! Probably worse. At least the British had some respect for fairness while the malays have none!

So to get independence, the malays needed the non-malays. Without the non-malays agreement, the British would not have granted independence. So, is that not also part of the social contract? It is not a one-sided malay right. The malays would not be where they are without the non-malays.


















This country was all along a land for Orang Asli. The Chinese originated from China, Indians originated from India, malays originated from Indonesia etc. China get to give priority to the Chinese, India get to give priority to the Indians, and the malays are just freeloading from the Orang Asli land by claming it is bumi land.

This is because they are doing what Allah said……….Allah told malays to come from Indonesia and steal the land from Orang Asli and use Orang Asli as slaves. So when is Malaysia giving priority to Orang Asli?

The only time Malaysia is not a racist country is when an Orang Asli becomes the prime minister of Malaysia - which is never - it is a genocide in the name of Allah!



















Bodoh punya melayu……….

Baik balik ke tanah melayu la. We are natives of Sabah and Sarawak land - buat apa kamu punya orang datang sini menjajah kita oh?

Kita tak suka kamu orang datang sini mengorek sumber petroleum tanah kita - this Sabah and Sarawak land not belongs to your malays.

Get out from Sabah and Sarawak la!

Bodoh melayu!




















Then let me re-quote Lee Kuan Yew:

Singaporean politician Lee Kuan Yew of the PAP, who publicly questioned the need for Article 153 in parliament, and called for a "Malaysian Malaysia".

In a speech, Lee Kuan Yew bemoaned what would later be described as the Malaysian social contract:

"According to history, malays began to migrate to Malaysia in noticeable numbers only about 700 years ago. Of the 39% malays in Malaysia today, about one-third are comparatively new immigrants like the secretary-general of Umno, Dato Syed Jaafar, who came to Malaya from Indonesia just before the war at the age of more than thirty. Therefore it is wrong and illogical for a particular racial group to think that they are more justified to be called Malaysians and that the others can become Malaysians only through their favour."

Eventually, and Singapore became an independent nation in 1965, with Lee Kuan Yew as its first prime minister.





















Really?

So what about UK lands in the Peninsula? What was that called Tanah UK?

And what about the 4 northern states that belonged to Thailand, that the Sultan groveled to the UK to take back? Tanah Thai?

And previous to that all the lands owned by Portugal and Holland? Tanah Portugal and Holland?

And how about the fiefdom of Raja Brooke in Borneo? Tanah Brooke?

Each state may have had its own Sultan and government but that does not = Malaysia!

If Malaysia was your own land to control then how come we had to have independence? I suppose Umno teach you that you have to declare independence from yourself?

Stupidest thing I ever heard!

You should go study Malaysia history, real Malaysia history not that doctored Umno garbage!






















It is undeniable that malays are stupid, incapable and lazy. Why don't they just humbly admit the facts and repent and learn from other races especially Chinese?

What is the point to argue here and wasting time again?

From the first onwards we were merely telling the truths. It wasn't us who think that way but their own Badawi as well.

All malays should go and read the newspaper, even Badawi is ashamed of maintaining the NEP after 34 years of implementing it and these malay baboons are still asking for it.

Even Badawi wanted them to compete on a level playing field.

So what does all these tell the world? It sends a very clear message that it is malays themselves who are incapable and lazy and they don't even want to admit it and make a change!

That is the biggest shame of all.

Can't you see, it is all back to square one. Year in, year out, some talk for half an hour, some one, some two. Some sing, many belt out their most recent released 'pantun'.

After all. Malays are good at that. Suggestions after suggestions, some good, some impossible to realize.

But, do you see any of these materialised? Hardly. Why, why and why???

Because the malays can never change. Never! Why?

The leaders forgot or were it they simply didn't want to address and admit that the actual disease is the malays and the remedy itself is also, the malays. They can never change. What is it about the malays?

Firstly as you all know, they are a lazy species. Since the beginning of time they have been like that. Even the encyclopedia called them as lazy people. I think those British with their accent tried to call them 'malas', and if you put 'y' in, it becomes 'malays'.

Embracing Islam make them a worse lot. Now they have a license to kill anything that gets into their way.

Malays are ungrateful lot. In reality, they just can't live or open their minds for others. When Mahathir said that they are complacent, they put him in jail. When Mahathir encouraged them to learn English language, they got angry with him, saying it is a 'bahasa penjajah'.

When other races 'maju', they got angry with them too. That was why at the end of Mahathir his regime, he said this, "I have achieved greatness as a prime minister, but I only fail in one thing, changing the malays."

Well, nothing to be surprised about anyway since Mahathir is not really a malay, and I guess that was why the malays were angry with him.

Drug abuse, hate, incest, liberal extremism (culture of miniskirts and gay marriages), murder, parochialism, racism, rape, religious fanaticism, snatch theft, spoilt-bratty behavior, tribalism, wife abuse, child abuse, all that is associated with the malay race.

To them, malay is the biggest impediment towards building a truly Malaysian nation, and should be chucked into the dustbins of history.

A genetically flawed race cannot be fixed by politically. Nature will take its course and globalization will put them out to pasture.

What have we got now?

Brain drain, economic disparity getting wider, poor education system, racial segregation, widespread corruption, inefficiency and uncompetitive on the government departments and others.

Sad. Sad. Sad. The question asked by many of my fellow Chinese is this - Why can't you just tell the malay peoples to adopt Chinese culture which is superior?

From research, this peninsular was part of the Siamese empire way before these malays from Indonesia invaded it.

Still so thick skin, don't want to go back to Indonesia!





















It has nothing to do with Chinese. It has to do with malays versus the world.

So what if all Chinese left Malaysia, malays still have to compete with the rest of world. Malays can still be "conquered" by foreigners. You cannot escape competition.

Malays still have to learn how to live and work with the rest of world since Malaysia is a "small" country and has to trade with China and India.

Why do Chinese want to conquer and control Malaysia? It is so small. Chinese wants to be global competitor. We do not want to be "Jaguh" Kampung.

The choice lay with malays. Learn to compete or suffer the consequences. That is the universal value of the world.



















Part 1 - The origin of pendatang:

· Malays - come from Indonesia and Yunnan.
· Chinese - come from China.
· Indians - come from India.

Part 2 - Why they come to Malaysia:

· Malays - easy life, food aplenty around those days, like fish from the river etc.
· Chinese - looking for a living.
· Indians - looking for a living and goes back.

Part 3 - Pendatang's attitude:

· Malays - the words 'relax la', 'bantuan kerajaan' and 'cukup makan' are their daily words.
· Chinese - work, work and work but also spend.
· Indians - work, earn and save but spend little.

Looking at the mindsets of various pendatang. You tell me is it possible to be one Bangsa Malaysia? Never! For oil will never mix with water.

If you tell the Chinese to close down Chinese schools, the children will not taught to be hardworking anymore, so they become lazy and can they ask for bantuan kerajaan?

No! Right? So let the Chinese have more Chinese schools to teach the principle of hardworking, integrity, trustworthy etc, thus others can get more shares.

Those days the government control the Chinese schools is because of communist. Now where got communist again? Bodoh!




















The Chinese are not in control of the economy at all. Consider this:

Tenaga, Telekom, Proton, Petronas, Maybank, Genting accounts for more than 50% of the market capitalization of KLSE.

So basically malays already control more than 50% of the economy.

But problem is, only a few malays enjoy ownership of the economy and businesses while the rest are bleed dry. These people are millionaires and billionaires man. That is where the lies about the Chinese controlling the economy comes in, to keep themselves in that position.

So the ordinary malays are angry because they feel the Chinese stole their money. The Chinese and Indians and others are angry because they feel they are further discriminated on top of discrimination.

Non-malays on the other hand owned only 10% of such equity.

People like the Robert Kuok group were so pissed that the government pressure them to sell their business, they shifted their headquarter to Hong Kong. But when we want the world to see that one of the richest tycoons is from Malaysia, when we want fame, we said Robert Kuok is from Malaysia, not knowing that he has long gone.

What minister mentor Lee Kuan Yew has said is absolutely true. It is a simple fact. The Chinese and Indians have been marginalised since 1957, so what is new?

While the Chinese have been economically strong, the Indians have been lagging behind, simply by being a minority race in Malaysia and by being led by a complete moron for the last three decades. What is Najib so upset about?

Prove your worth as a race that can stand on theirs own two feet and succeed and you will have our respect. Until then, please just stop making a complete idiot of yourself and shut your gap.

This goes for the entire Malaysia cabinet. You are all a disgrace and a bunch of corrupt hypocrites! Malaysia would have been much better off if it had remained a British colony. Only then would there have been equality.

The malays are fall into the trap of other Umno malays should treat like shit in Malaysia. When we demand over basic rights, they always like to quote Singapore malays on not holding public position……….Please la, Singapore practise the real meritocracy, not the fake one like Malaysia.

Do Singapore systematically marginalised the malays there, the answer is definitely no, do Singapore practise discrimination on education or limited their entry to university, do Singapore limited the critical field business license to the malays, do Singapore force the Singapore malays sold off their business to the Singapore Chinese, the answer is again a big NO.

And this make Singapore malays stand high when compare to Malaysia malays.

What make the Malaysian Chinese not happy is, we already being discriminated by our home country, when anything go wrong in Umno or in malay community, the Malaysian Chinese will be the target - for shooting or divert the attention to their own problems.

Have you wondered why there are fewer Indians than malays in the general population in Singapore, that there are many more Indians than malays in high positions in politics, medicine, law, business, and many other fields that require talent and hard work in Singapore!

In Malaysia, there are tongkat or crutches available, but in meritocratic Singapore, even the smaller minority Indians outperform the bigger minority malays.

To Chinese, education is the most important thing to their next generation, so don't ask me why Chinese insist to have own stream of education until today.

To tell you frankly, I feel much comfortable when I move to UK, after few years I know they will offer me citizenship being a professional here. And as far as I know, there isn't a classification on the citizenship, I will get equal treatment as others fairly.



















The culture of jealousy never die. Mahathir promoted the sense of jealousy of malays against non-malays to get into power.

He promoted again jealousy of Malaysians, and malays in particular against the son in law of Badawi to throw Badawi out, so that his nominees can go in.

Now it is generally accepted that jealousy between races has a legitimate claim to attention. Then NEP will not go way and Najib claimed that there cannot be a time limit for NEP.

His father asked for 20 years, and he now says 200 years, until the country is taken over by foreign power, whichever is earlier.

Let us not provide excuse to Umno.





















Badawi can formulate any policy. On the ground level where the heads are not qualified themselves as their staff - many problems will arise.

Further the NEP will somehow make good brains frustrated and will certainly be the main causes of frustrations. At best we can get the second rate staff to stay - the top ones will have no problem seeking better salaries and futures elsewhere without the glass ceiling overhanging their heads.

Our national sense of belonging will be lost when day in and day out we feel the impact of marginalisation in almost every sphere of educational or economic activities.

I think we are in even more for hubs of abandoned projects because it is the brains that matters, not real estate buildings which politicians are only good at how to initiate to build for their own gains. When coming to real research and real productive work, you only have lots of unemployable graduates lining up to fill them.

Best of luck Malaysia, while Malaysians of the best calibre are in our neighbouring countries creating state of art products and discoveries.

The people with brains first go to Singapore, then Australia, then the US. Apparently roughly 2 million Malaysians have emigrated since the 1970s. Wow, what a brain drain that is……….

S/he did the right thing by moving out of Malaysia. As long as is a Malaysian non-malay, you will be suppressed. They don't need scientists but more keris wielding morons to run the expensive labs.

So anytime the experiment didn't work out, they can go straight and blame that the equipment is outdated. Anybody disputes their claim, they can take out the keris and showed their "power". Good for them. Malaysia is turning to a baboon infested country.

Let alone those whose have already left. How about those who came back earlier with their foreign wives! The immigration department has made their renewal of visa a living hell, and they are not allowed to work no matter how qualified they may be. Eventually these "loyal Malaysians" also end up packing their bags and leave.

The politicians can say one thing but it never gets implemented at the ground level. Look at the mess surrounding Malaysia "My Second Home" campaign - how many have actually come here and then left in deep frustration!

The racists in Umno will also make certain that such policies will be doomed to fail. They would rather give citizenship to unruly and uneducated illegal Indonesians than some non-malay PhD holders.

Get your children out of this sucking country before it is too late! This is a hopeless and dirty country with all the lousy ministers and corrupted politicians.

I am afraid there is nothing second class citizens like us can do.

Emigrate to other countries looks to be a better option. Of course, the exodus has started decades ago. In fact, Umno will be most happy to see us go (race ratio, you know what I mean).

Umno does not depend on the second class citizens for the brains. They have the many universities in Bolehland to train their kind and churn out any number of experts you want. So brain drain is not a problem.
















Malaysia is slowly and surely turning into a very sick place. We must finish off Umno and its cronies to cure the country from this acute sickness.

Mak Su said...

bilik guru kat mana?

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Izham Miyake said...

Weh, ko tak nak update ke?

Comment kat atas tu, aku bukan tak setuju, tapi bukankah ianya terlalu extreme.. I believe this is not the place.

And to the person 'copy from other blog' don't be such a chicken. If you want to raise such an issue, please be determined to reveal yourself. There's nothing to be scared of.

ahmad_xkesah said...

dh lame xmasuk blog nih..
aisehh...
dh de update pon..
aku igt dh down trus..hahaha..
bzi keje ke bro..
zzz...

Tanah Melayu said...

Taiko, lu track IP babi yg spam lu punya blog tuh guna statcounter.

Anonymous said...

budak skolah gombak setia mmg mcm ni yer??/

ahahahahahahaha..
seb baik saya budak skolah seberang gombak setia.. cool jerk :P

yoshz said...

apalagas...lukis semula dan post itu lukisan!! saya mahu tgk!! haha

nanana-ne said...

mak saye ade satu almari penuh koleksi buku 'bercakap dengan jin'.

sampai sekarang tak berani buka pun almari tu.

p.s: pekerjaan guru ni memang berisiko tinggi untuk dikencing oleh anak muridnye.

am.punk.rock said...

Taiko best...

GoWikipedia

bozzobattousai said...

salam singgah,
teringin plak aku nak tengok lukisan ko... he he he... wan noazlin perhaps perhaps perhaps... mana tisu nih...

shuk said...

Eloklah tu tak boleh kencing berdiri..

Nanti payah pulah si penjaga bangunan nak modified toilet wanita.

Banyak kos tu...dah lah baru lepas election...

Anonymous said...

lelaki yang baik pun tak buat keje kencing berdiri ni.. sunnah Nabi lagi kencing duduk ni.

kalau kencing berdiri jugak - maknanya sah tak belajar!

mak ayah tak ajar ke nak jaga thoharah dengan cara yang betul?

sebab tulah anak2 sekarang dah semakin rosak. bapak2 dah kencing berdiri - sah2lah anaknya pun kencing berdiri dan terus2an lah tidak menjaga thoharah!

insaflah.. kalau anak dah 3, bini baru satu pun tak reti2 lagi beb.. malulah!

Taiko said...

maksu: bilik guru kat depan makmal

izham: bior le diorang tu nak lepaskan ketakpuashatian diorang... anggap je diorang tu budak-budak lagi...

ahmad: aku malas la nak update... bukan dapat duit pun.. heheheh

tanah melayu: malas ler...

anonymous: seberang gombak setia? sekolah apa? sekolah rendah tu ke?

yoshz: tak baik bulan2 puasa ni tengok benda lucah hehehe

nanana-ne: ohhh.. saya pun suka jugak baca buku cakap dengan jin tu.. sampai termimpi-mimpi...

bozzo: isk.. menyesal pulak aku tulis nama wan norazlin... dia dah insaf dah sekarang.. kesian dia...

ustaz anonymous: terima kasih atas nasihat anda... tapi saya pun nak nasihat anda jugak ya ustaz..

1. Belajarlah cara membaca yang betul. Bukan sekadar boleh membaca tulisan. Tapi pahamlah apa yang di baca sebelum membuat kesimpulan.

2. Belajarlah cara berdakwah yang betul dan berhikmah. Bukan sekadar menyampaikan point yang awak dah pernah belajar.

3. Suntiklah hormon testosteron lebih sikit, kalau awak ni lelaki la.

terima kasih

13may said...

selamat berpuasa. Moga Ramadhan kali ni yang lebih baik dari tahun2 yang sudah meninggalkan kita.