Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Hero Yang Dilupakan

1. The Greatest American Hero



Korang pernah tengok cerita ni? Cerita superman kelakar. Rambut kerinting. Terbang pun asik terlanggar tembok. Tidak ada kena mengena dengan kumpulan Alleycats.

2. Captain America



Korang pernah tengok kartun ni? Kartun yang tak banyak pergerakan. Kira komik unanimated yang disiarkan dalam TV. Mati semasa perang Telok di Telok Intan.

3. Shazam



Korang pernah tengok cerita ni? Ini orang petir. Terbang sepantas kilat. Tidak ada kena mengena dengan Pasukan Shahzan Muda.

4. Plasticman



Korang pernah tengok kartun ni? Dia ni sekali melangkah, 3 bangunan. Ye la.. kelangkang dia boleh dibesarkan sesuka hati mak bapak dia je. Bukan setakat kelangkang, satu badan dia boleh jadi panjang. Kalau main basketball, badminton, bola tampar etc mesti champion. Telah berjaya dalam bidang plastic surgery.

5. Kaber Hero Kaber Zero



Korang pernah tengok cerita ni? Aku baru semalam tengok. Tergelak-gelak aku sensorang. Ha ha ha ha. Yang ni belum dilupakan, sebab masih lagi kuar kat TV.

33 comments:

Fina said...

aku suka dia punya soundtrack greatest american hero...believe it or not i'mmmm walking on air...i never believe i could feel soooo free....

hehehehhehe

ahmad_xkesah said...

hemm...
4 hero yg atas tu aku xknal..
aku bebudak lg time tuh..
kalo tgk pn xigt ar..
hehee..
yg kaber tuh aku igt..
psal lawak bangang..

ekekee

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Dulu masa bebudak tengok kartun favorit citer Astroboy ngan Gigantor. Citer patung pulak siri Thnderbirds.

Pakai puppet jer ... sekarang CGI.

wan said...

ost amerocan heroes best.

tapi.. kaber mg lawak gila la...

sYaFa~ said...

just found out blog bro yesterday but u make me laugh the whole day..
heheheh

Mak Su said...

pernah tgk the great american hero dengan plastic man aje.. yang lelain tu tak ingat.

Anonymous said...

giller aah, aku dulu, otomen, kesatria baja hitam (tukar baju 0.0something saat jek), oshin (sifat feminane terserlah), transformer, apalagi eh????

Taiko said...

fina: ye betul.. kalau ada mp3 dia pass pass la kat aku.

ahmad: itu pasal la aku nak bagi kau kenal. hehe

nazz: ohhh itu.. aku tak tengok la heheh

wan: aku baru tengok sekali cerita kaber tu. kelakar pulak aku tengok pelakon pompuan cun bawak watak mereng. apa nama dia? Melati? heheh

syafa: selamat daang. terima kasih kerana meliwat eh! melawat blog saya.

maksu: lain kali makan kismis banyak2.. senang nak ingat.

anonyous: aotoman yang ada tv kat dada tu kan? yang badan berkelip-kelip tu kan? best siot ceriat tu

taik'o' ais said...

dulu aku kagum la sumer hero2 tu..
tp sekang hero aku adalah karam singh walia..

'save the earth"

umi ameer said...

aku plak, mmg peminat kaber hero... sebenarnya minat kat zul yahya je!!

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Knaper ko panggil aku nazz?

Ko tengah ganti balik posa tertinggal tahun lepas ye?

lilyliverbird said...

taiko confuse dengan naz gooner kat hantubola kot?

I suka Powerpuff Girls. I want to be Bubbles :D

azq said...

zul yahya cute!

Mak Su said...

kah kahkah, mcm2 ler, kismis...

13may said...

hehhe...aku pun penah tengok citer tuh last week...

hahha...lawak betoi :D

Anonymous said...

Perggghhh..astroboy? ( 60 han ),gigantor? ( awal 70 han ) citer hitam putih tu. TV pun ada kaki yang ada besi kat bawah.. Gerenti orang lama ni. Ret Honourable(?) Sir Cipan Tenok... Masa tu main teng teng lagi sedap

nazztradamus said...

believe it or not i'mmmm walking on air... (confirm download mp3 pasni, hehe)

captain america tu, badan tak bergerak, mulut dgn shield dia je terbang2.. hahaha

tp takleh lawan heroin sejati maero attack "summersault berpusing!!"

uda said...

ko kena tgk benda nie la taiko....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc

Tenno Miyake said...

masa kekecik dulu, hero2 memang best.. rasa macam real..

hero2 skrg ni .. real sgt la.. macam dah tak best..

cikPijah said...

captain caveman tader?

Taiko said...

taik: umpama angkat batang, keluar cacing gelang-gelang.. saya karam singh walia melaporkan.

umi: saya minat kat yahya sulong.

azq: cute lagi yahya sulong

maksu: kismis?

13may: tah hapa-hapa tah citer dia. tapi ok la. buleh buat gelak2

anonymous: dah tua dah mamat tu. sebab tu dia tengok gigantor.

cipan: sorry.. aku kompiu antara kau dengan nazztradamus. heheheh

lily: i suka yang kaler hijau tu.. muka garang je. yang tu ke bubble?

nazz: ohh.. itu cerita bola tampar lagi syok. amoi jepun seksi-seksi.

uda: ha ha ha hahahahahahahha.. pecah perut aku gelak. hahahaha.. siot je.

tenno: B rajinikand je yang best dari sulu sampai sekarang. Padayappa!

cikpijah: caveman? tak penrah dengar la. Yang tidur beratus2 tahun dalam gua tu ke?

blackpurple said...

Masa aku berhingus lagi rasanya cerita The Greatest American Hero tu..ha ha!

Zul Yahya! Ha ha Lawak la mamat tu...

geeGrik said...

yang last tu ada kat TV berapa taiko??

aston said...

Our current malay pig generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.

I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth - they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.

Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth - they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.

Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!

You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?

Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!

Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.

Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!

Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.

If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!

You go to American Embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?

Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of lazy, fool, corrupt person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.

The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn't teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!

coolooc said...

F***k Muslims and all malay pig in Malaysia.

I feel ashamed to call myself a Malaysian nowadays because you malay pig are making us losing our pride day by day by corrupting the once dignified image of this country, you know Malaysia is now a laughing stock among the non-Muslim countries in the world!

People despise this country still protecting the lame lot and not doing anything to improve the deteriorating situation, still practising double standards among its own people, still expelling the non-malay genius to other countries, still depriving the rights and benefits of other races to its own race, still criticize and blame the Chinese for their minority poverty.

Hey, what is wrong with you malay pig? Haven't you fed yourself enough with the loots yet? Still want more? What a worthless thieves bunch!

You malay pig are worse than a maggot. We need a leader not a faggot to rule this country. Get lost you freak!

For all the bad things you stupid melayu babi say about the Chinese, when you are in trouble and big shit, what do you do?

You come crawling back on your knees to the Chinaman to help you, because you can't trust all your malay pig who are sodomy rapists, incest culprits, drug addicts.

Without the Chinese, you malay pig will still live on trees, swinging from tree to tree like monkeys, or forages on the ground by your 4 legs to eat all the shit.

You malay pig are a truly ungrateful lot - the minute all the Chinese leave Bolehland - you malay pig will collapse into the sea and die - that is your destiny!

I think the problem of malay pig race is their culture - it is in born in their gene - nowhere in the world that you will see affirmative action is focusing on the majority because it is always the minority that need the protection.

Worst, the minority in Malaysia has been systematically marginalized just to suppress them of their growth.

Let the malay pig make Malaysia the most corrupted place to live in and see what happened in 2020? I guess malay pig will go back to Indonesia as Malaysia don't belong to them, they are also immigrants from Sumatra, Sulawesi, Jawa, etc.

Please get it into your pea-sized otak udang plastered with layers and layers of tahi babi encased in your kepala kayu that Malaysia belong to the Orang Asli who are the true bumis of the country.

Niffy pellmell malay pig are in fact pendatang haram who swam across the Melaka Strait illegally from Sumatra. They should be caught, given severe caning and deported back to their pig sties in Sumatra.

ruyom said...

They came in Tanah Melayu……….You mean Tanah Orang Asli, they Jawanese pirate descendent came in!

Perhaps that is what we should give these ungrateful leeches like malay pig ultra:

Non-malay businesses should just pack up and leave, taking with them their capitals and investments. Non-malays with the means should emigrate.

Then these sick brain malay pig morons not only can keep their 30% NEP, they can have 100%……….of nothing.

And we sit back and watch them implode under the heavy load of their bureaucracy, crutch and religious fundamentalism.

As for implosions, that is the only way malays are going to head if they don't pull their heads out of the sand soon. The world doesn't owe you jack shit, and very soon reality will catch up with the lot of you. You can either embrace reality or perish by it.

As a non-malay and proud of it, I am ashamed to associate myself with hypocrites like you and your followers. I chose to leave the land of my birth because of people like you and guess what! No regrets whatsoever. Best decision I have ever made.

There is no reason for malay pig to be poor unless they are ass lazy or mental deformed or real stupid..........pick your choice.

vesewe said...

Know what malay pig? A suck babi hutan pendatang from Indonesia, pencuri of Tanah Orang Asli, should be caught by all the Chinese whom you have insulted.

They will then pack you in a pig basket, parade you round Chinatown in KL, to let the Chinese pelt rotten eggs, throw shit and pour all the pig shit from the nearby pig farms on your head.

Then let them take you out of your pig basket and roast you over an extremely hot fire until you become barbecued pork. After that chop your stinking carcass and leave it in the streets of rural for all those vultures and crows to feed on. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Why only malays? You think this country is yours alone? What has the government really done for the pribumis and the Orang Asli? Look at how Umno has screwed up Sabah Indonesians and Filipinos getting citizenship and enjoying the same benefits as you the moment they hop off the boat!

You go ask the government to stop all that then I will stop thinking you are speaking through your asshole.

Podah! You are nothing but a chauvinist malay pig like the rest.

It seems like Malaysia is still not ready for globalisation because of a bunch of anti-social racist morons like you. Our country already independent for so many donkey years but sorry to see still got such shortsighted moron like you.

Bangsa melayu failed in the past 30 years with lots of help from Umno but still failed! Then they blame the Chinese cheat la, marginalise them la, this la that la……….so much excuses! If you are pariah, forever you are pariah!

If you malay pig race lazy, no matter how much with the government help, it will back to square.

For me, I just speak up what I had observed and not like the malay race who is always jealous about other race success. Bad hearted.

What the hell you ask all the Chinese to get out from Malaysia in your comment post? It is proven you are another racist moron bastard!

Malay failure is the fact! It has been happened since 30 years ago and not just now. If you keep on denying it proven again you are just another loser or hypocrite!

Truth - what is so proud of asking Chinese to be like your kind of robbers, liars, cheaters in Malaysia? Kaum tongkat yang langsung tak tahu malu! Yes, you motherf***ker are stupid, lazy, fanatic, thus you need tongkat forever! Dick head!

Kaum tongkat still can survive in most of the zoos overseas. See the UPM red shirt "Orang Utan". At least they could be the laughing stock to this world.

If malays with 50% population in Malaysia none of them success, then I reckon you jump to the sea. That so!

Once again, with you racist pig moron, Malaysia wouldn't go far as far as globalisation is all about!

You are truly one of those Umno babi hutan with shit plastered all over your brain and fulfilling Hang Tuah policy in reverse! With babi hutan like you whose brains are filled with tahi babi - it would be melayu akan hilang di dunia!

yoy said...

I am totally agree what you have said, those moron malays have no sense of 'malu'. For example, I find that most of those malay pig creature are dirty and smelly, but they still walking around proudly with that stinking and ugly look.

Another example is most of them are poor, they can't afford a big luxury car. When they saw Chinese or Indian driving a big car, they are feeling distress and jealous.

What a loser! Hey non-malays can afford a big car without depend on NEP policy. But you pathetic malay pig can't afford it even though with NEP policy help. Loser malay pig!

tim said...

Yes, a lot of non-malays in Malaysia are leaving this country. But what the hell, they (babiputras) don't care. They are happy that we leave.

I do agree with you of those you mentioned, our country is stepping backward, we are loosing in all aspects and yet overdue and retard ministers are still available on shelf. The ministers think that they are the only ones capable and qualified to be there and not replaceable, otherwise the country could collapse.

Looking at Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq likes looking at this country future. The well connected babiputras are getting richer. This government is spoon feeding the babiputras at this nation expense. I am sick of this country too.

My advise is let them rot in their own stew.

The Barisan government has achieved 0% in reversing the trend of racism.

While South Africa has disbanded racism through the government's initiative after the global news onslaught, our Malaysia government leaders are propagating RACISM and FACISM in every way.

In term of racism, we are the most uncivilised country in the world. Look into our neighbouring countries of Asia, they are advancing economically on a straight forward objective, for their citizens.

Whereas we are moving in deviationist path, widely off the international economic theory for the sole objective, of propelling the well being of a supreme race.

Mahathir era is over, here we have Badawi. Is he changing the trend? Not a single sign of it.

How about the future under Najib? Sad, sad. They have more camouflage in readiness.

Hey, you pathetic cow and all the babiputras who have the same feeling/thinking like them. You don't feel shame being spoon feed by government using the taxpayers money?

I guess all the protection policy make you all even more lazy and narrow minded and stupid. The majority of you once step out of the Malaysia soil will sure starve to death.

Hoy, I think you should try some pork meat once a while to make you more intelligent a bit. Look at around the world region, anti pork meat countries are mostly rippled with starving and war or worst, non-stop crying for government policy protection.

Fact is fact when you babiputras are stupid is always stupid - although it can be help by consistent protection and nourishment policy but the end result will not go far because the quality of gene is there.

Taiko said...

blackpurple: ya betul.. masa tu aku pun tengok tv hitam putih. letrik takde. kena pakai bateri keter. hihihi

gee: entah.. TV3 kot?

anonymous yang pengecut: kelakar lah you all ni. thanks for coming.

Kima said...

Aku slalu masuk blog nih untuk suka-suka release tension. Tetiba terbace komen racist tuh menambahkan tension plak.

LiLithFaiR said...

Anons: Kalo tak puas ati sgt, gi dok Amerika ke China ke, hehe

Anonymous said...

taiko... delete la komen2 racist tu... tensen den membacenye....

to anon: kalo tak sker dok meleseia pi dok luar diam2.