Friday, June 02, 2006

Alias Beruang dan Makcik Gemuk MBA

Bulan puasa tahun 1987 adalah bulan puasa yang akan ku kenang sampai bila-bila selagi hayat di kandung badan. Ada beberapa peristiwa yang aku ingat:

1. Hari tu aku bangun sahur. Aku bangun sahur makan nasik. Mula-mula tak lalu nak makan, tapi bila dah sesuap nasik masuk dalam tekak, tetiba je aku boleh makan dengan penuh tenaga macam makan lunch pulak. Lebih kurang macam popeye dapat spinach la. Aku rasa perkara ni sama dengan kebanyakan budak gemuk.

Masa tu aku sekolah petang. Time rehat aku lepak la kat kantin. Skodeng awek-awek main getah 'rumah terbaka panggil bomba'. Awek-awek main getah pun skodeng aku jugak (perasan). Bukan semua budak kat sekolah tu puasa. Bengang je aku tengok ada yang minum air Sprite. Kebetulan pulak hari tu aku rasa haus gila. Panas tak ingat punya. Kalau tak minum air Sprite memang boleh membawak maut la. Jadi, aku pun beli la air Sprite sebotol dan minum sambil cover-cover kalau ada jiran yang nampak. Ahhh.. Sejuk menyegarkan.

Aku balik rumah jalan kaki. Tapi aku tak ingat aku melencong ke mana hari tu. Yang aku ingat, aku sampai rumah time dah nak bukak puasa dah. Masuk je aku kat rumah, Mak tanya "kau puasa tak hari ni?". Aku jawab "puasa" sambil kontrol hensem supaya Mak tak tau aku tak puasa. Tiba-tiba Mak membalas "Tadi si Alias cakap dia nampak kau minum air botol kat kantin. Jangan nak tipu la". Aku pun tak boleh buat apa-apa, aku sengih aje la.

Malam tu masa aku lepak dengan member-member untuk main bunga api dan apa-apa yang patut, aku bergaduh dengan Alias Beruang. Aku menang. Cilaka punya Alias Beruang. Dah la rambut tebal macam berus cat.

2. Ada seorang Makcik kat blok D7 (aku duduk blok D8) bisnes lemang kat situ. Dia ni perangai memang macam sial la. Ada ke kalau budak-budak tengah main kat bawah, dia baling sampah basi kat kitorang dari atas. Punya la bencinya aku kat dia. Dah la gemuk!

Kalau korang nak tau dia punya hati busuk tu macam mana, dia perginya buat tempat bakar lemang kat tempat kitorang main bola. Padahal banyak tempat lain lagi boleh bakar lemang. Contohnya kat Cameron Highland. Kitorang dah chop tempat tu untuk main bola sejak dulu lagi. Cuma tak tulis 'Alip Lam Lam Ha' je kat tempat tu. Satu hari, dia tak ada kat tempat bakar lemang tu. Kitorang pun plan la nak kencing kat lemang yang tengah dimasak tu. Aku tak kencing. Tapi Bangcik dan Eloi yang kencing. Bukannya kencing kat dalam batang lemang tu, tapi kencing kat bara api tu je. Wap air kencing yang dah kena bara api tu tak boleh meresap pun dalam buluh lemang tu sama ada melalui proses pemejalwapan mahupun elektrolisis!

Kitorang tak tau la pulak yang dia rupanya ushar kitorang dari atas. Tetiba je dengar dia menjerit "Woi Budak!! kau kencing lemang aku ye!! Nanti kau!" Kitorang pun gelak-gelak aje la tapi tak lari lagi. Rupanya dia turun tangga dengan secepat kilat. Patut la rasa macam ada gempa bumi ajer. Dia cuba kejar kitorang, tapi tak dapat. Mana boleh kejar. Lari pun macam jogging je. Jogging pun lagi laju dari larian dia. Kitorang lari macam "Encik Nordin Jadi", seorang pelari Malaysia yang glamer masa tu. Apa jadi kat Nordin Jadi sekarang pun aku tak tau.

Berbalik kepada cerita Makcik Gemuk. Punya la siolnya dia tu, dia pergi rumah aku dan report kat Mak dengan Abah bahawa kitorang kencing lemang dia. Balik aje aku dengan Bangcik ke rumah, teruk kitorang kena sebat dengan Abah pakai tali pinggang.

Lemang tu pulak Makcik Gemuk paksa Abah beli. Tapi takde la dia cekik leher Abah suruh Abah beli. Cuma dia membebel-bebel je la. Mulut macam bontot ayam. Bukannya bentuk mulut dia tu macam bontot ayam. Tapi becok sangat! Tak payah masuk Universiti untuk dapat MBA. Secara semula jadi dia dah MBA. Apa itu MBA? Mulut Bontot Ayam. Dah la jual lemang mahal! Nasib baik sedap. Mungkin sebab dah kena wap kencing. heh heh heh

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

baca ko punya blog ni, aku teringat plak masa kecik dulu bila nak tempah apeper pun pakai alif lam lam ha.

satu lagi, agak-agak rahsia lemang sedap kena wap tu kot? (nasib baik la aku mmg x suka lemang!)

Anonymous said...

busuk ati tol la makcik tuh. aku rase selain kencing, patut korang tinggalkan gak lemang coklat korang kat situ.. mesti lagi sedap..heheh (sori kpd sesapa yg tgh mkn)

Khairul Nizam Zainon said...

Hai, saya suka membaca blog untuk menambah ilmu dan maklumat. Setiap hari sekurang-kurangnya saya lawat 20 blog. Blog anda adalah antara yang paling menarik untuk hari ni. Keep up the good work!

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Raf said...

ahakahakahakahk...really made my night (aku keje malam laa)...btul la...lama tak kena 'alip lam lam ha' tuh...huhuhu

13may said...

"alip lam lam ha"...kah kah kah...lama betoi x dengar perkataan tuh....
tapi kuang ajaq betoi Makcik MBA tu...
awat hang x bakaq teruih kedai dia...hahahah...
tapi aku agak tertanya2...betoi ka hang tak kencing atas lemang dia??
hehhe...

booGie said...

giler ko wap kencing.
ada instinjak wap tak pas tu?

passbyer said...

hahahahahaha :))
gilo ah... tergolek2 aku gelak ni ha...
nasib baik tak tergolek dari kerusi aku ni
aku kecik2 dulu pun guna style alif lam lam ha gak :))

adekmanis said...

kehkehkeh.. taiko taiko..

nadya said...

hahaha. gilla dajal tak ingat. hari raya ko ada gi beraya umah makcik gemok tak?

ko berkawan lagi tak dgn si alias beruang tu?

reek said...

This race stereotyping is actually the work of the present day government, headed by the Umno racist using race and religion as a tool to stay in power.

The native of this land a.k.a. son of the soil are the Orang Asli (Dayak, Jakun, Sakai, etc) in Peninsula and the natives (Dusun, Iban, Kadazan, etc) of Borneo. Not you malays arrogant pieces of shit!

Before the arrival of Islam into Malaya, the different races live in harmony without questioning religion or race. They may be cultural different but they accepted each other.

After independence, race was used by the Umno racist, and then formulated the NEP, which divided everyone. The Umno fascist used Islam in schools, universities and workplace to segregate, and in the name of fighting PAS.

The modus operandi of Umno has always be, divide and rule, and the devil is in the details and implementation of the religious department.

Umno is king creating diversion when they are cornered, use race and religion. Race and religion is the most explosive issues and they have used it successfully since independence.

All this is done to perpetuate their hold on political power. It is to Umno benefits to play the race card, because this is the only way to ensure their hold on to political power. And 50 long years have proven them right. The race card works well and works every time!

They have succeeded in keeping the races apart socially, and fanned animosity amongst the races with their racist and discriminatory politics.

All give politically reasoning - well here goes a correct one - malay is lazy because of Islam.

How can one pray 5 times and yet be expected to be productive? Wait for the foreigners to come and set up their factory and having to cater for Islam needs!

If malays embrace other religion then there is hope for Malaysia……….otherwise your hope is in the existence of Umno terrorist liars - don't count on them being there forever - we are factoring in Umno racist absence in our business plan!

The problem with malays is that they forget too easily. It was the Chinese, Indians and Malays who fought for the independence.

The NEP was design to help malays catch up with the Indians and the Chinese. Now looks like after 40 years, the malays are still behind and very proud of it.

Still want to receive handouts from the government! Still afraid to fight it out on fair ground with the Chinese, Indians and the other races! Fearful is the malay race!

Without the government subsidies and support - I don't know how many malay businesses will still stand? So when can we see some towering malays and who dare to refuse government help and still succeed? Grabbing other people success and call it your own success is not success but a disgrace!

Their laziness caused the nation's economy to slump and resources are wasted. They take 5 days to complete 1 day work. Malays always think that they are helping the other races when they are lazy. For God sake, please wake up! You are doing it for your own, not for anybody!

Majority of the nation need to be educated again. On the meaning of Malaysia.

aston said...

Our current malay generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.

I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth……….they might have big sized bodies bud in their head, but they have puny brains……….

Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth……….they are colored black and stink like a garbage dump……….

Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think..........

You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?

Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like killing, rape, steal!

Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better of as British rule Malaysia after all.

Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!

Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.

If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!

You go to American embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Singapore, Taiwan?

Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of lazy, fool, corrupt person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.

The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn't teach them what is honesty, hard working, civilisation!

coolooc said...

The malays are a truly hypocrite bunch of people. All this bullshit about the 'freedom of religion' as only appears to apply to anyone but not the malays!

The malays have made Islam such a hated religion with many man-made laws and impositions, all to suit their own convenience, and yet they claim to be 'Islamic' without even practicing the religion as it was intended to be practiced.

If Malaysia only wants Islam, then get rid of all the other races and live truly as 'Malay'sia, and see the country being destroyed by brainless malays monkeys in a matter of one year!

Why can't all races live in harmony? Why must anything that is related to Islam be such a huge contentious issue?

What the hell is the Syariah Court? These so-called Syariah 'lawyers' are a joke to the legal profession. The travesty of justice in Malaysia regarding converts to Islam especially is demeaning and a pathetic joke.

The Federal Court which is the supreme legal authority in Malaysia is 'impotent' against this useless Syariah Court when it comes to matters dealing with conversion! What absolute rubbish!

The malays are nothing but over-zealous hypocrites who don't even understand Islam in the proper context, let alone profess to practice it!

If malays want to progress in the world, you malays will have to rid the notion of God and your religion. It is your backward religion that is holding you back from every strata.

Look at Muslim countries. They are absolutely backwards in every aspect, living in the most poverty-ridden corners. But when it comes to religion, and building mosques which is half empty always, they build the best ones. Ignoring the poor people who live in shacks.

In Malaysia there is a mosque about every 100km and now they are built along the main streets of all towns. Is it to prove that you malays are so very religious? You malays think that every one has only sex in their mind all the time! This is a fault that undermines humans.

Now you malays have to rid your backward religion and go forward. And you malays must learn to accept that there is no God but dog.

Malaysia will never achieve developed status, certainly not with the malays. At least Mahathir built two tall structures that got the attention of the world, as he knew that the intellectual 'capabilities' of the malays were as good as a cow in the padi field, regardless of any kind of miracle!

Despite all that the Malaysia government has been doing for the malays for ages, the malays are still way behind in terms of everything. They are lazy and have become so accustomed to handouts that they refuse to work to earn an honest living.

It is very sad. Why can't all races compete fairly? Remove all the barriers and ensure free competition based on merit and capability, rather than by race. Will that ever happen?

Everything in Malaysia is a joke when it comes to the malays. They are laughed at by everyone in this world for being incompetent, lazy, useless morons.

Be like Raja Petra……….a self-made man to be proud of, also a malay that is objective and can distinguish right from wrong.

pang said...

Racist. Racist. Racist……….(50 times)

Now almost 50 years of independence, we really should review the social contract because it has not served its purpose. Somewhere along the line, it got twisted further and a religious dimension was brought in.

This is because 3rd generation non-malays born and bred on this soil is considered 'pendatang' and second class citizens. Whereas recent Indonesian newcomers and Pakistani husbands to malays enjoy better privileges.

Now this agenda is religiously skewed and that is how the Indonesians and the Pakistanis are enjoying better privileges at the expense of 3rd or 4th generation non-malay Malaysians.

This also probably explains why the Orang Asli still do not fully enjoy the privileges of the social agenda.

The NEP has only served a few. Its original motives were noble because weather you or I agree malays do need a lot of encouragement but not the sort that have been getting as opposed to the ones in Singapore.

In the 1970s in Singapore, O and A levels pass marks for Malays: 28%, Indians: 65%, Chinese: 75%, others: 50%.

This NEP discrimination only made the non-malays smarter and the malays more dumb. Pass mark for Singapore malays in state: 50%.

Singapore allow them to leave Singapore any time they want but they choose to stay because their kids are properly educate, got better opportunities, housing and health care……….And they are truly loyal to Singapore.

I would like to add further to what has mentioned.

(1) Singapore's first president was a malay. The republic has also had two Indian presidents including the present one.

(2) The republic Singapore has had two Indian deputy prime ministers including the current one.

(3) It has had two Indian foreign ministers.

(4) The country's present minister for education is an Indian.

(5) A former police chief (equivalent to Inspector-General of Police) was, yes, you guessed it, an Indian.

Can we ever expect such important government positions in Malaysia to be occupied by those representing the minority communities in Malaysia? I am afraid the minorities here can only dream.

As I said, the racial disharmony in Malaysia is not the cause of Chinese, Indians or Malays.

The fault and blame lies squarely and directly on Umno and Umno Youth leaderships, and their barrel of race-based politics and policies.

Are the malays so impoverished in intellect and ability that they need handouts to survive?

The alternative already exists - the day the malays rely on themselves, not Umno, is the day they write their own destiny.

Protection for the malays means isolation for the malays. As long as they ask for more protection, they will be isolated from the progress of the world.

In the end, they will be hiding in caves like the Taliban. Nowhere to go because of inadequate skills, or skills that are not useful to the society and humankind at large.

Income and employment statistics show the Chinese are still ahead of other races but nowhere near pre-NEP levels.

The aids and opportunities provided under the NEP, if given to non-malays would propel them sky high in half the period.

The hardship makes us better, stronger and wiser. Hence we always try our best for the better of our next generation.

If you malays don't like it here, then go back to Sumatra, Jawa, or wherever your ancestors came from and give this land back to its rightful master, the Orang Asli!

tim said...

It is undeniable that malays are stupid, lazy and incapable. Why don't they just humbly admit the facts and repent and learn from other races especially Chinese?

What is the point to argue here and wasting time again?

From the first onwards we were merely telling the truths. It wasn't us who think that way but their own Pak Lah as well.

All malays should go and read the newspaper, even Pak Lah is ashamed of maintaining the NEP after 34 years of implementing it and these malay baboons are still asking for it.

Even Pak Lah wanted them to compete on a level playing field.

So what does all these tell the world? It sends a very clear message that it is malays themselves who are incapable and lazy and they don't even want to admit it and make a change!

That is the biggest shame of all.

Can't you see, it is all back to square one. Year in, year out, some talk for half an hour, some one, some two. Some sing, many belt out their most recent released 'pantun'.

After all. Malays are good at that. Suggestions after suggestions, some good, some impossible to realize.

But, do you see any of these materialised? Hardly. Why, why and why???

Because the malays can never change. Never! Why?

The leaders forgot or were it they simply didn't want to admit and address that the actual disease is the malays and the remedy itself is also, the malays. They can never change. What is it about the malays?

Firstly as you all know, they are a lazy species. Since the beginning of time they have been like that. Even the encyclopedia called them as lazy people. I think those British with their accent tried to call them 'malas', and if you put 'y' in, it becomes 'malays'.

Embracing Islam make them a worse lot. Now they have a license to kill anything that gets into their way.

Malays are ungrateful lot. In reality, they just can't live or open their minds for others. When Mahathir said that they are complacent, they put him in jail. When Mahathir encouraged them to learn English language, they got angry with him, saying it is a 'bahasa penjajah'.

When other races 'maju', they got angry with them too. That was why at the end of Mahathir his regime, he said this, "I have achieved greatness as a prime minister, but I only fail in one thing, changing the malays."

Well, nothing to be surprised about anyway since Mahathir is not really a malay, and I guess that was why the malays were angry with him.

Drug abuse, hate, incest, liberal extremism (culture of miniskirts and gay marriages), murder, racism, rape, religious fanaticism, parochialism, snatch theft, spoilt-bratty behavior, tribalism, wife abuse, child abuse, all that is associated with the malay race.

To them, malay is the biggest impediment towards building a truly Malaysian nation, and should be chucked into the dustbins of history.

A genetically flawed race cannot be fixed by politically. Nature will take its course and globalization will put them out to pasture.

What have we got now?

Brain drain, economic disparity getting wider, poor education system, racial segregation, widespread corruption, inefficiency and uncompetitive on the government departments and others.

Sad. Sad. Sad. The question asked by many of my fellow Chinese is this - Why can't you just tell the malay peoples to adopt Chinese culture which is superior?

From research, this peninsular was part of the Siamese empire way before these malays from Indonesia invaded it.

Still so thick skin, don't want to go back to Indonesia!

konek said...

Racism is always the weapon.

Umno use Chinese as enemy to unite malays, just like unite Malaysians against Singaporeans. Hopefully, the younger generation malays learn the truth and not be blind by them.

I think all BN Chinese party is shit-head who are just Umno lap dog. Wagging tail as Umno speak. Pathetic.

Government only pays to built mosque, have they ever pay a cent to built temple or church! Malaysians do have freedom of religion but to what extent? I think we all know how "true" is that.

The racism will always stay because Umno is so one sided even though they say they treat all races equal.

The politicians want the public to keep feeling a bit jealous, hatred of each others. They lied to the public in believing the need of NEP by showing biased statistic. How many others actually benefit from it?

What their leader did actually does not benefit the malay community as a whole, only the rich and connected malays.

Public listed companies must have at least 30% hold by malays. Indeed in reality the percentage is higher, but why the malay community is still lagging? Who can be part of the 30%? The rich and connected malays? Yes!

The politicians are afraid that if the public united and "forced" BN (or should we say Umno) out of political field.

Yes, any politicians that continue to play the racist card - Beware! Your days are numbered!

If anything, the malay race's main downfall is their inability to compete without crutches. Say what you will against the Chinese and Indians, but unless the malays look upon ourselves in the mirror, we shall see who our "real" enemies are.

Best thing is Malaysia history being altered to say all hero in Malaysia are only malays. Pathetic! This will only further split all of us.

If they managed to unfortunately cause another race riot, do you think at the end of the day - life will be better for the malays? The answer is no - race riot or tension is like a civil war - it weaken the country and invite outside interference.

Malaysia to be developed status is a joke in year 2020. Developed status is not on economically but politically and socially.

I am glad, reading through the replies that there are some sane, rational malays, but I am also saddened and frightened and most of all, amazed by the sheer bigotry and shallowness of some of the people here.

Those who feel hurt and challenged should not just sit back and complain, stand up and do something about it.

We are fellow countrymen should stand up and achieve our visions together.

miya said...

I feel I am not very comfortable with Indonesia. The government, when think of it, it is also quite funny.

First, they don't want Chinese to be in their country. Good, kill Chinese and get them out of the country. After when they are no Chinese in Indonesia, now look at the country - A junk country. Useless currency, the country is over populated with uneducated peoples.

No more Chinese in Indonesia mean no one do business there. Because 70% of the economy are control by Chinese. In addition, majority of the company are own and run by Chinese.

And you? You are just a person filled with racial jealousy. Proof? Why should we prove anything to you? We are a rich and prosperous race, I couldn't care less if dirt crawler like you don't believe it. Back to the hole you came from!

Malays, you are in denial. You want evidence? Just open your eyes and look! All around you, in the TV, on the streets, in Indonesia, in China, everywhere! Chinese are superior money makers!

Ha……….it is not about boosting our ego. I mean why would we have to? We have so much to be proud of already. It is a matter of truth.

I am sorry if you can't take the reality that malays aren't the ones who control a good amount of economy in South-East Asia. But it is not like you don't have anything to be proud of.

I am not thinking that our races are the best. I am talking the truth. Look at Indonesia before the riot, the country is well and stable. But after they have thrown all the Chinese away, the country has fallen. And lots of poor peoples there. The logic is already able to tell you.

Hahaha! Despite living in Malaysia, I already have second home in Australia Perth. Why should I must live in Malaysia! What a fool!

I will pay loyalty to Australia. Why should I pay my loyalty to country like Malaysia which only care about their own ass malays? Where Chinese is treated as second class citizens there!

Why should I care about your peoples, and also I don't care about your peoples anymore. Because I am spending more time live at Australia. One day you will see your country collapse and become a second Iraq. You will see the time will come.

Malays, stop your stupid thinking. The truth is the truth. One more thing, you make the laugh when I think of, you can't even compete with the Chinese! Most Chinese think that your kind is crook. If you know where what I mean.

Your anti Chinese thinking will never improve your peoples. You should look into yourself before you insult other races.

You can't even compete with the Chinese, my friend. We are everywhere. Doing business, earning money. Anti Chinese is always anti China. Every word is against the China. Even China become superpower, you will find something to say China is bad. Ha!

It is extremely unwise for a Chinese to flaunt his wealth in Indonesia. He should have kept quiet about his wealth and stash away his money in a hidden Swedish bank account.

A country is poor because of its own faults, don't blame others. China was extremely poor until the 1980s when it decided to drop its arrogant ideals and open its economy.

For example, if you want to be rich. What are you going to do? Of course, hard working and think logic. That is how a businessman will success. Don't blame anyone else if you are poor. Blame yourself for not work harder and smarter enough to be rich.

This is different - Chinese success in Indonesia, where the malays start killing Chinese is because of jealousy. And Indonesians should stop blaming Chinese for monopolizing the economy because Indonesians themselves are quite lazy compared with ethnic Chinese.

What do you expect, his Indonesia homeland is weak and the peoples are poor. His culture stays in the bottom of the world. Maybe he should look into himself before commenting other races. What a shame!

But come on, Chinese culture is obviously superior to those countries in South-East Asia such as the Philippine, Malaysia and Indonesia.

China has had an ancient civilization and a long commercial tradition. It is no coincidence that Chinese have uniformly dominated the economies of this region for so long. It is a cultural difference, not a racial one.

If Philippine, Malaysia and Indonesia adopted Chinese culture and become Chinese way, they would be just as successfully. It is a matter of cultural values and a certain worldview.

yoy said...

Malaysia for sure is better than Singapore as per below:

Better in making a fool of ourselves to the world - water talk, Proton car etc.

Better in illegal stuffs - pirated VCDs, DVDs etc.

We brag about Twin Towers - (serves as a white elephant) - tendency rate is so low - it is losing $$$$$……….

Yes, nationalism and irrational pride have fooled most people in Malaysia.

Don't fool ourselves - go check on the Internet and see what other countries perceive us……….

Petronas operations in exploiting the national treasure (oil and gas) are essentially run wholly by the highly paid experts.

My expert friend in Petronas told me that he does most of the work (analyze, study, writing reports and recommendations) and the local national managers take the credit. He has no quarrel with that as long as he got his good salary. (A typical Malaysian engineer earns RM5000 a month while he earns RM50000 a month.)

Petronas is producing 700000 barrels of oil per day (excluding natural gas). Assuming US$40 a barrel and a conversion rate of 1US$ = RM3.8 - the revenue per day is RM107100000……….I wonder where the money goes……….

Proton car in the eyes of the experts is an imitators and the quality does not come close to that of Toyota, Honda, Ford, etc.

The university is accepting unqualified students of a certain race and churn out graduates of useless academic degrees, the private sector is well aware of what these graduates skill sets and not hiring them.

If we don't recognize our shortcomings and starts amending, we will always be stagnant……….

romsam said...

Forty-eight years after independence, the people of Malaysia are still searching for an identity. Are they Malays or Muslims first; are they Indians, Chinese or Malaysians first?

This identity crisis is a result of the failure of the BN government, which has ruled Malaysia since independence in 1957, later as the expanded Barisan Nasional.

The truth is that the malays of this country partly owe their independence to the non-malays. The reason was that the British refused to give independence without an agreement from the non-malays.

Another argument put forth by the pro-malay special rights group is that, they made a compromise by giving the non-malays their citizenship and in exchange the malays must be given their special privileges.

This argument is the most ridiculous I have heard thus far but in their ignorance some Malaysians still think that citizenship is for a certain race to give. This logic would mean that the minorities will always be seen as foreigners who will never be equal to the malay bumis.

'The Chinese and Indians must accept they are immigrants and they were given citizenships in 1957 on the agreement that the malays are given special rights and privileges.'

Stretching your logic a bit further, are you also suggesting that in America, the Negroes continue to be slaves to the whites otherwise they give up US citizenship and go back to Africa?

This is stupid idiotic logic. Even if the so-called contract was valid, it was so only in the 50s and 60s.

We are nearly 50 years after independence and all Chinese and Indians have begun citizens. They are no more bound by the so-called social contract which enslaved their ancestors.

Umno is afraid to give up Ketuanan Melayu because it is bankrupt of ideas in competing with others in this 21st century democracy.

Umno's warped logic is that it is better for country to be backward so long as malays benefit than for country to prosper, where malays are marginalized.

This warped logic is in fact the beginning of the end of the malays who will never progress and compete with others on level playing field and equal footing, so long as they subscribe to Ketuanan Melayu and have crutch mentality in forever relying on special privileges……….

Malays will crumble from internal weaknesses and disappear in era of globalization……….no need for others to colonize them as Mahathir had constantly raised this bogey.

There can never be equal footing - not even among people of the same race.

My dad is a racist; so is my mom. Similarly racists are my brother, sister and relatives. All the Malaysian friends I now have are, and those I had were or at the least had been, racists too. Well, perhaps thanks to all these people, I have become - and remain - a racist as well.

You see, we are the members of a much larger community: Malaysia - the racist nation!

The term community is somewhat misleading. We are not united as such as a nation should be. We are only united by the fact that all of us - at one time or other - had been are or will become, racists……….

All of us formally became racists in the year of 1971, when racism was institutionalised in Malaysia. Not that racism didn't exist before: it did; it lurked underneath, which - as everyone knows - erupted as the May 13 ethnic riots. Hence came the New Economic Policy, set up to divert the winds off the sails of racism. Ballasting the boat, and listing it in favour of the economically disadvantaged malay-Malaysians may lead to Malaysians seeing each other as equals, it was thought.

Then came the 80s, which also gave Dr Mahathir.

Still, racism remained somewhat otherworldly to me. All of us practiced racism, on the streets, in shops, in schools and in the house, but racism was never blatant - at least in my life. That changed as the 80s came to a close.

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Please tell me, can anyone even imagine a multi-cultural Malaysia nation - where no one discriminates the other on the basis of race, where everyone treats the other as a brother or sister - being run by the same racist parties that exist now? Is such a future even conceptually possible?

It is time for me to descend to earth and crawl back into my racist carapace, and be a realist again. And heap praises on our nation and on the ideals that are so central to its psyche: long live, racism! Long live, racist Malaysia - the model racist nation!

It is no wonder our civil participation is as backward as it is.

Do you have any idea why Singapore is almost the first world country or 20 years better than Malaysia?

One could argue every country has its own policies and laws that place prejudice on certain parties - yes, that is true, but none so shamefully as those who (Malaysia) not only boast about it, take the credit for the successes of these people whom they slam their discriminatory abuses on, and have no intention to change it (and that said with a smug look on the face).

Bangsa Malaysia? Bah, humbug!

British man said...

I emigrated to the UK from Malaysia as a child after the infamous riots where was 35 years ago and things have not changed much.

It is common to read in the Malaysian tabloids that these uncivilised malay buggers rape their own daughters and perform other disgusting acts.

I have no regrets at all when I surrendered my Malaysian passport and took up British nationality.

My advice to all oversea Chinese is to avoid Malaysia like the plague.

You know something - once outside the perimeters of Malaysia, these malay savages are so small in value even a dog has more value than them!

ruyom said...

Absolutely agree with you……….

I feel so sad that our MCA and Gerakan……….all blind..........act like idiots, they even go to blame professional non-malays for leaving our country……….Sad to say they just want to serve their own private interests. They are the worshippers, followers of the great greedy.

They shamelessly lie, mislead and deceive on all issues, we find the traces of work of these running dogs. They distorted facts, twisting the principle of social fairness, justice and equality, for just to win a bone throws by their master.

The people acted like beasts, had already traded their soul with the devil.

My daughter scored straight As in her STPM exam in 2003, but she was only offered a place to pursue an ordinary science course in University Malaya instead of her choice pharmacy course. Other students (malay pig) with 2B 2C result had the opportunities to enter pharmacy course.

Eventually, my daughter decided to apply Singapore University, she was not only accepted to study a course of her choice, but was also offered a scholarship. Where is the justice?

Now I am thinking to emigrate to Australia for good.

Like many others say, losers will stay, go out winner.

I sympathize with you on your some bad experiences in foreign countries. I can relate 10 similar bad experiences in Malaysia, and I can also relate 10 good experiences in foreign countries. So it is not the few bad experiences that should determine your and your offspring's future.

You feel comfortable in Malaysia because that is your comfort zone, so you prefer not to leave. In a foreign country you don't know their custom as well so you might have behaved inappropriately that caused some bad vibes. Understandable.

All the same, a frog in a well can only describe the world as big as a well. I am not saying you are a frog, just a Chinese saying.

For my overseas experience, I can say that Australia is very beautiful, very high class, very nice country! Indonesia otherwise is making troubles, terrorists, robbers, pirates, they are a "negative group inferior people".

Never go to this inferior country travel, your life will be safe, don't forget terrorist attack in Bali Island. Never employ this inferior people working in your house, they can murder your family and took away your money. Never employ this inferior people working in your factory, they can damage your machines.

I suggest we must employ India, Thailand, Vietnam labours. Thank for cooperate.

samp said...

Our BN government is racist, corrupted and apartheid. Decisions are made for a few and a specific group and not for the masses. Period.

40 years ago Singapore left Malaysia. A little red dot with no natural resources has become a country which enables its citizens to average a per capita income six times that of Malaysia, based on foreign exchange rate.

The success story was made possible because the civil servants of Singapore are not corrupted, the ministers are not corrupted, and also the police are not corrupted.

Ministers in Malaysia may be paid RM300000 a year, but they live in palatial dwellings. Apparently, the ministers here only do part time job for their positions, and spend the rest of the time doing business. Is there no rule to prohibit minister doing business?

If there is, then it is easy enough to check whether their salaries and allowances could provide them the wealth and lifestyle. If not, then there is clear evidence of moonlighting.

Even though Malaysia ministers are paid maybe one-sixth that of their Singapore counterparts, Malaysia ministers are really Boleh in accumulating wealth. Either they earn it themselves, or they have especially gifted siblings or off-springs.

Without substantial inheritance to start with, there are many siblings and off-springs of past and current ministers who have accumulated hundreds of millions or billions in matter of years.

When ministers have such rich relatives, they are naturally surprised that price increase in ringgit and sen should arouse those "uncalled for reactions" such as what happened last time. The incident was a threat to the "Semuanya ok" image of Malaysia and had to be dealt with sternly.

If only Malaysia had uncorrupt-able ministers, then with our natural resources we should have at least the same level of per capita income as Singapore. If only the people subscribed to Malaysian Malaysia back then, we will not have to be so concerned about the price increase now.

Due to poor financial management of previous leader, the old man, the current government is running in deficit, thus the increase and change lifestyle. Most of the thing we buy today is not value for money.

50 years is enough because we do not choose you to tell us "change our lifestyle". The BN government is not admitting its mistake in mismanagement of public fund.

Najib and all Umno leaders are living in a different world altogether. They do not have the slightest inkling about the pains the people have to bear. They are filthy rich. Without empathy, how can the leaders think of the sufferings of the people!

How many more years do we have to put up with this shitty thing call BN. Gosh……….50 years is damn long - enough is enough.

Yes - let us change lifestyle once and for all by changing the government - that make perfect sense.

passbyer said...

kenapa la ade orang suka dengki blog ko ni ek?

ziana_hz said...

ni aper kene nih.. ??
x ku sangka wujud lagi makhluk2 yg berpikiran & berperangai cam ni..
Aku ingat, dlm dunia yg serba maju & bertamadun nih makhluk2 cam ni patutnya dah lama pupus..

Sabo jer ler taiko..
Aper2 pun blog ko nih mmg best..!
5 starz..!!

Taiko said...

heh heh heh.. apa la diorang ni. Hujjah macam orang dewasa. Mentaliti macam budak-budak. Baik macam aku. Hujjah macam budak-budak, mentaliti macam orang dewasa. Aku tak baca pun apa yang korang tulis ni wahai racist-racist sekalian. Kalau betul nak bergaduh meh kita jumpa kat mana-mana. Bagi nombor telepon korang kat aku.

Anonymous said...

terkejut aku bila bukak blog hang this morning....
depa ni saja nak cari pasai....
taiko....kalau depa berani nak jumpa hang...ajak aku sekali...
kita buat jamuan birthday aku ngan depa...13 May....kita jamu parang ka...pedang ka...golok ka....geram betul aku....tak puas hati gila

azq said...

laa.. apalah nak kecoh2 diorang ni. kalau rasa tak suka dok melaysia, pegilah dok china ke, s'pore ke, UK ke, kutub utara ke, takde sapa nak halang... setakat bising2 kat sini jek, apa kelassss...

jaja jamal said...

alaa lepak je. derang sj nak perangat tuh. dok bebel dlm ni je bleh aa.
chicken chop.

13may said...

mana mai terjun binatang2 semua tu hah???
Taiko...hang jgn takut...aku sanggup join hang ngan Anonymous 13 May tu kalau depa betoi2 nak carik gaduh ngan kita....kita x kacau depa...yg depa dok mai buat qapla kat sini pasai hapa???

woi anonymous 13 May....aku rasa aku kenai hang....Punk Rocker from SP kan??? Aku Wak...hang saja dari kalangan kita yang suka sangat sebut 13 May nih....mentang2 la birthday hang 13 may....PUNK NOT DEAD!!!
p/s: Hari tu dengaq kata Exploited mai KL? Hang x pi layan ka? lagi satu...bila nak mai Penang...kita buat chaos Penang mcm dulu2...hahahahah...

(kalau silap org...mintak mahap...)

gerberra said...

part "alif lam lam ha " tu aku terkenang kat aku ngn abg aku waktu kecik2 dulu. Kalo aku tulih "alif lam lam ha" kat badan dia nanti dia ckp aku yg berdosa.Sebab bila dia mandi nanti tulisan tu jatuh.Tulisan tu kan tak leh letak kat bawah.Apedaa abang aku tu

shell said...

cakap betul2.. kau nih Menteri ke?? atau Ketua Pemuda Umno? Siap ada propaganda dalam komen tuh :P

Anonymous said...

Well, these chinese only think about themselves. They will never be satisfied with whatever they are having and will never care about other people. Always see the bad side. They don't know how to be grateful in their lives. There are lots of other people around of all kinds of races that are less fortunate than them and they still keep complaining.
They compare Malaysia to Singapore and Taiwan, but what they did not see the fact that those non-chinese ministers were merely puppets. And I also have never heard about any non-chinese minister in Taiwan. There are also Orang Asli in Taiwan so why don't the chinese let these people rule Taiwan and chinese just go back to the mainland China?
Chinese have been known migrating to countries like Australia, America, UK, Japan or etc, since hundreds of years ago. So I wonder do these countries have a big number of chinese as the ministers?. You cannot find that anywhere else except in Malaysia. (to be continued..)

lancau said...

cina boleh belah balik china..
india pun kalo nak ikut boleh jalan..

org tak paham maksud melayu mmg kata org asli nih penduduk asal tanah melayu.. diorg buduh toksah ajar.. pertahankan.. diorg tuh pun pegang ekonomi psal melayu bagi peluang.. kaduk naik junjung..

racist? yes i am..

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